Kids!

Why is it kids can come tell you word for word about the bad thing their brother or sister has done in some remote corner of the world from who knows when? "Daddy, brother just told me 'Whatever!' to me!" Or "Dad. Dad? DAD! Sister said 'I'm not the boss of her!'. But they have no idea what YOU just asked them to do 2 seconds ago! "Sorry, Dad I didn't hear you." Whut the crap!

Dinner Attire

My wife fixed a super dinner! Afterward she asked if she could have done anything different to make it better. "Maybe a little turmeric?", she asked. I don't think what she wore would have made any difference. Whut the crap!